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The Frat Pack Tribute Earmuff Awards - 2006

For Your Consideration Ballot

Best Picture
* The Break-Up
* The Holiday
* Idiocracy
* Little Miss Sunshine
* My Super-Ex Girlfriend
* Nacho Libre
* Night at the Museum
* Stranger than Fiction
* Talladega Nights
* Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* The Wendell Baker Story
* You, Me and Dupree

Best Actor
* Jack Black - Nacho Libre
* Jack Black - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Will Ferrell - Stranger than Fiction
* Will Ferrell - Talladega Nights
* Kyle Gass - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Justin Long - Accepted
* Ben Stiller - Night at the Museum
* Vince Vaughn - The Break-Up
* Luke Wilson - Idiocracy
* Luke Wilson - My Super-Ex Girlfriend
* Luke Wilson - The Wendell Baker Story
* Owen Wilson - You, Me and Dupree

Best Actress
* Jennifer Aniston - The Break-Up
* Leslie Bibb - Talladega Nights
* Ana de la Reguera - Nacho Libre
* Carla Gugino - Night at the Museum
* Maggie Gyllenhaal - Stranger than Fiction
* Kate Hudson - You, Me and Dupree
* Emma Thompson - Stranger than Fiction
* Uma Thurman - My Super-Ex Girlfriend

Best Supporting Actor
* Jason Bateman - The Break-Up
* Jack Black - The Holiday
* Sacha Baron Cohen - Talladega Nights
* Steve Carell - Little Miss Sunshine
* Seymour Cassel - The Wendell Baker Story
* Gary Cole - Talladega Nights
* Steve Coogan - Night at the Museum
* Vincent De'Nofrio - The Break-Up
* Jon Favreau - The Break-Up
* Will Ferrell - Winter Passing
* Jonah Hill - Accepted
* Hector Jimenez - Nacho Libre
* Keir O'Donnell - The Break-Up
* John C. Reilly - Talladega Nights
* Seth Rogen - You, Me and Dupree
* Mickey Rooney - Night at the Museum
* Harry Dean Stanton - The Wendell Baker Story
* Robin Williams - Night at the Museum
* Luke Wilson - Mini's First Time
* Owen Wilson - Night at the Museum
* Owen Wilson - The Wendell Baker Story
* Rainn Wilson - My Super-Ex Girlfriend
* Dick Van Dyke - Night at the Museum

Best Supporting Actress
* Amy Adams - Talladega Nights
* Joey Lauren Adams - The Break-Up
* Jennifer Aniston - Friends with Money
* Diora Baird - Accepted
* Judy Davis - The Break-Up
* Ana Faris - My Super-Ex Girlfriend
* Jane Lynch - Talladega Nights
* Eva Mendes - The Wendell Baker Story
* Mizuo Peck (Sacagawea) - Night at the Museum
* Kim Raver - Night the Museum
* Maya Rudolf - Idiocracy
* Molly Shannon - Talladega Nights

Best Performance by a Frat Pack Friend
* Jennifer Aniston - The Break-Up
* Jason Bateman - The Break-Up
* Sacha Baron Cohen - Borat
* Sacha Baron Cohen - Talladega Nights
* Gary Cole - Talladega Nights
* Andy Dick - Employee of the Month
* Jon Favreau - The Break-Up
* Jonah Hill - Accepted
* David Koechner - Snakes on a Plane
* David Koechner - Thank You for Smoking
* Justin Long - Accepted
* Justin Long - The Break-Up
* Justin Long - Get a Mac commercials
* Keir O'Donnell - The Break-Up
* John C. Reilly - Talladega Nights
* John C. Reilly - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Seth Rogen - You, Me and Dupree
* Paul Rudd - The OH in Ohio
* Paul F. Thompkins - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny

Best Character
* Cal Naughton, Jr. - Talladega Nights
* Dupree - You, Me and Dupree
* Harold Crick - Stranger than Fiction
* JB - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Jedidiah - Night at the Museum
* KG - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Larry - Night at the Museum
* Nacho - Nacho Libre
* Ricky Bobby - Talladega Nights
* Sasquatch - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Satan - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Walker and Texas Ranger - Talladega Nights
* Wendell Baker - The Wendell Baker Story

Best Scene-Play (Best scene in a movie)
* Baby Jesus - Talladega Nights
* Bowling Scene - The Break-Up
* Carl's Paranoid Vision (Dupree goes fishing with Mr. Thompson) - You, Me and Dupree
* Dupree's Career Day Speech - You, Me and Dupree
* G-Girl Breaks the Bed - My Super-Ex Girlfriend
* Hitman discussion - The Break-Up
* JB Meets Sasquatch - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Jennifer Aniston's Kojak Makeover - The Break-Up
* Kickapoo - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Larry discovers the museum is alive - Night at the Museum
* Larry gives some rope to Jedidiah and Octavius - Night at the Museum
* Overcoming Fear with a Cougar - Talladega Nights
* Overcoming Paralysis with Knife - Talladega Nights
* Superfreak - Little Miss Sunshine
* The Final Showdown - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny

Best Catch Phrase (funny even out of context / potential tshirt slogan)
* "Amazing... ly bad!" - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* "Ask me about my weeeiner" - Accepted
* "Baby wanted twelve" - The Break-Up
* "Greatest Generation, my ass! Tom Brokaw's a punk!" - Talladega Nights
* "I don't know. I'm not Columbo." - The Break-Up
* "I am too drunk to taste the chicken" - Talladega Nights
* "If you ain't first, you're last." - Talladega Nights
* "Is there anything worse than having to throw away your porn collection?" - You, Me and Dupree
* "Ka-chow!" - Cars
* "Ow, my balls!" - Idiocracy
* "Satan's not in some guitar pick. He's inside all of us." - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* "Shake and Bake" - Talladega Nights
* "Sorry for the boob grace" - The Holiday
* "The doc says most of my injuries are emotional." - You, Me and Dupree
* "What my baby wants my baby gets" - The Break-Up

Best Sound Bite (audio component is crtical for humor or context - not feasible on a tshirt)
* "Great films, with plots! Where you cared about whose ass it was, and why it was farting!" - Idiocracy
* "How High Are You?" - Jon Stewart to Owen Wilson on the Daily Show
* "Is that how you want to play it? Because I'll play it like Lionel Ritchie, all night long, lady" - The Break-Up
* Jenny: "I'll get you a new one" Matt: "A bed or a penis?" - My Super-Ex Girlfriend
* "The Cock! Use the Cock!" - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Cal Naughton Jr: "Shake and bake!" Jean Girard: "Is that a catchphrase or is it epilepsy?" - Talladega Nights
* Jack Black's Acapella Kid's Choice Awards Commercial
* "Now you know my shame - Jedidiah's impotent rage" - Night at the Museum
* Knife Scene - Talladega Nights
* "Maaannndyyy!" - You, Me and Dupree
* "My Sister has been through a lot!" "Of dick!" - The Break-Up
* Ricky and Reese Bobby. "Wait, Dad. Don't you remember the time you told me "If you ain't first, you're last"? Huh? What are you talking about, Son? That day at school. Oh hell, Son, I was high that day. That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth... hell you can even be fifth. What? I've lived my whole life by that!
* Walker and Texas Ranger: "Let's Go Get Some Drugs." - Talladega Nights DVD

Best Musical Moment
* Beelzeboss / The Final Showdown - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* "Boogie Nights" - The Break-Up
* "Blitzkrieg Bop" - Accepted
* Corbit sings "I Can't Tell You Why" - Winter Passing
* Hard Rock Driving Scences - Talladega Nights
* Harold Crick sings "Whole Wide World" - Stranger than Fiction
* Jack Black's Acapella Kid's Choice Awards Commercial
* Julie Mains' song "Black Jack"
* Kickapoo featuring Meat Loaf and Ronnie James Dio - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Master Exploder - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Miles teaches Iris about film scores - The Holiday
* Owner of a Lonely Heart - The Break-Up
* Superfreak - Little Miss Sunshine
* Waterfalls - The Wendell Baker Story
* Will Ferrell serenedes Lance Armstrong - The ESPYs
* Will Ferrell sings "Music of the Night" - Late Show with Davd Letterman
* Will Ferrell sings "Wind Beheath My Wings" - Megan Mullally Show

Best Non-Movie Appearance
* Steve Carrell's Golden Globes Acceptance Speech
* Steve Carell as Michael Scott - The Office
* Jack Black - Kid's Choice Awards
* Jack Black - MTV Video Music Awards
* Jack Black's Acapella Kid's Choice Awards Commercial
* Ricky Bobby and Cal Naughton Jr. Live on Larry King
* Will Ferrell serenedes Lance Armstrong - The ESPYs
* Will Ferrell sings "Wind Beheath My Wings" - Megan Mullally Show
* Will Ferrell - Stuff Magazine cover
* Will Ferrell - Talladega Race Grand Marshall
* Ben Stiller Public Service Announcement War - Jimmy Kimmell Show
* Ben Stiller Roasts William Shatner
* Tenacious D's Bitter Box Office Discussion - The Daily Show
* Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show

Multimedia Feature (trailer, web, or DVD)
* Collect the Lemons (The Break-Up website)
* Jack Black Nacho Libre Confessionals Podcast
* NightattheMuseum.com
* Original Ending / Tone Rangers - The Break-Up DVD
* RickyBobby.com
* Stranger than Fiction trailer
* Talladega Nights trailer
* Tenacious D Cinemax podcasts
* Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny "In a World..." parody trailer
* Tenacious D Rock the Internet
* The Wisdom of Dupree
* Tour of Chicago - The Break-Up DVD

Best Visual Effects
* G-Girl Flying - My Super-Ex Girlfriend
* Harold Crick's mental images - Stranger than Fiction
* Jedidiah - Night at the Museum
* JB's Cock - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Kage's Venice Beach Hair - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* The Museum incl. the T-Rex, animals, and Easter Island statue - Night at the Museum
* Ricky Bobby and Jean Girard's Car Wreck - Talladega Nights
* Ricky Bobby's Broken Arm - Talladega Nights
* Satan - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Satan's Cavemen - Nacho Libre
* Shark Attack - My Super-Ex Girlfriend

The Heat Vision Voiceover Award
* Drew Barrymore - Curious George
* Steve Carell - Over the Hedge
* Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert - Saturday Night Live's The Ambiguously Gay Duo
* Will Ferrell - Curious George
* David Koechner - Barnyard
* Owen Wilson - Cars
* Emma Thompson - Stranger than Fiction

Mugatu Award for Best Costume Design
* Brooke's Kojak Makeover - The Break-Up
* Corbit's eye liner - Winter Passing
* Don's high tech utility belt - Night at the Museum
* French Maid outfit - Friends with Money
* G-Girl - My Super-Ex Girlfriend
* Joe Bowers' Patriotic Threads - Idiocracy
* Larry's night guard uniform - Night at the Museum
* Molly's fantasy bikini - You, Me and Dupree
* Nacho the Luchadore - Nacho Libre
* Ricky Bobby's jumpsuit / cars - Talladega Nights
* Sasquatch - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Various Historical Characters - Night at the Museum

Ron Burgundy Award for Best Hair
* Cal's moustache - Talladega Nights
* Christopher's arty hairstyle (Justin Long) - The Break-Up
* Dupree's post-lovemaking locks - You, Me and Dupree
* Frank's beard - Little Miss Sunshine
* Guitar Store Dude - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Miles (Jack Black) - The Holiday
* Jack Chase (Paul Rudd) - the OH in Ohio
* Kage's Venice Beach Hair - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Nacho's Mexican fro - Nacho Libre
* Ricky Bobby's sideburns - Talladega Nights
* Sasquatch - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny

Luke Zoolander Award for Best Frat Pack Cameo
* Will Ferrell - The Wendell Baker Story
* Justin Long - Idiocracy
* Keir O'Donnell - The Break-Up
* Amy Poehler - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* John C. Reilly - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Tim Robbins - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Seth Rogen on the MTV Movie Awards
* Paul Rudd - Night at the Museum
* Harry Dean Stanton - You, Me and Dupree
* Ben Stiller - School of Scoundrels
* Ben Stiller - Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny

Lance Armstrong Award for Best Celebrity Cameo
* Lance Armstrong - You, Me and Dupree
* Ronnie James Dio - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Dave Grohl - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Dustin Hoffman - The Holiday
* Meat Loaf - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* NASCAR folks - Talladega Nights

Best Use of Drugs/Alcohol
* Dude I Totally Miss You - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Gary Cole Always Drinks Laughing Clown Malt Liquor - Talladega Nights
* JB Eat the Mushrooms - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* Owen Wilson High with Jon Stewart - The Daily Show
* THC movie opening - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
* The Flaming Tornado - You, Me and Dupree

Best Sex Scene
* Brooke's Kojak Special - The Break-Up
* Dupree and Mandy burn down the house with butter - You, Me and Dupree
* French Maid Outfit - Friends with Money
* G-Girl Breaks the Bed - My Super-Ex Girlfriend
* Jack and Priscilla Cheat on each other - The OH in Ohio
* Nacho eats toast with Sister Encarnación - Nacho Libre
* Susan and Ricky Discover Love in Bar - Talladega Nights
* Whole Wide World - Stranger than Fiction

Best Community-Generated Content
* Christine Spidell's Oscar Red Carpet Report
* Clearwater Kris' Evan Almighty Spy Photos
* Cybill Besse's Talladega Nights Set and Premiere Photos
* Frat Pack Circle of Trust and News Reports - Rick Duran
* Jack "Tamland's" Box Office Reports
* Jon and Christine's Red Carpet report from Toronto Intl Film Fest
* Karen Pok's South Park Characterizations
* Photo of High School Frat Pack Girls
* Spencer Gliko's Guest Host Podcast and News Reports
* Statistical Analysis of the Frat Pack and Profane News Reports - Brandon "Segaboy Fantana" Angelilli

The Chee-eeese Award for Dubious Achievement
* Craig Kilborn's "Stillborn" Movie Career - Plays annoying neighbors in The Shaggy Dog and The Benchwarmers
* Fox dumps Idiocracy in few theatres and no marketing
* Jack Black Hosts the Video Music Awards
* Luke Wilson Flirts with Dallas movie remake
* Paul Rudd's Nude Pose for Rolling Stone
* Steely Dan Accuses Owen Wilson of Ripping off "Dupree"
* Talladega Nights rated Abhorrent for Jesus jokes - Ted Baehr's Movieguide
* Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny Tanks at Box Office ($8 million total gross)
* Will Ferrell's Death Press Release
* Will Ferrell says "nobody gives a shit" about the Frat Pack
* Winter Passing - Lifetime Gross is $100,000